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I was just thinking of you and your birthday. I wanted to get you just the right card, but I had a hard time choosing. I narrowed it down to 9 hilarious birthday cards. Everyone one of these brought something to the table that I thought you would find funny or that simply rocks. My apologies on not getting the card directly mailed to you, but I spent so much time searching for the perfect card that I am now out of time. It’s the thought that counts, right?
While I may not be the best friend for procrastinating, I honestly couldn’t decide which of these cards I liked the best. Check them out and let me know what you think. I also found a few bonus items: Birthday themed gear and décor. Consider the items like presents I didn’t quite get you to go with the card I almost bought. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Plush Happy Birthday Card – Plays & Sings a Hilarious Version of the Happy Birthday Song
This card is the $*!+. It lights up and plays music… plus, obviously, there’s chocolate ice cream.
Modern Wit Happy Birthday Card
What? We have turn down the car stereo… OK, maybe when extreme concentration is required. 🙂
Interactive Accordion Birthday Card
This exists! It’s an accordion birthday card you open and close like an accordion to have it play the birthday song!
Sleazy Greetings Squirrel Pop Up Birthday Card
Listen, I know you may think less of me, but I can’t resist a “deez nuts!” birthday joke. #hilarious
Pack of 3 Hilarious Birthday Greeting Cards
Bunny ears! I love this card! I know, it’s borderline dad joke, but I find it very amusing… I hope you do too since it’s your birthday and all. Plus it’s a three pack which is helpful since everyone has a birthday.
Rock N Roll Music Personalized Birthday
Hey…. You. Whatever your name is, you can get it on this rock and roll birthday card. I would have gotten your name on this, but your birthday slipped up on me. I literally just remembered today, but hey, I did remember.
Dirty Pop Cards - Purr-fect Pop Up Birthday Card
Are you a fan of cats? The cats don’t care… or at least most of them don’t. Bonus points on this card for cat fart confetti.
3D Musical Birthday Card
There is A LOT going on here. This flipping card is so fancy, you can even blow out the LED candle!
Rasta Imposta Yellow and Blue Birthday Cake Hat
THIS. You are full-on going for it with this birthday hat. We have one in the family and we use the heck out of it for birthday party pics. JK… we really only made Uncle Bob wear it.
Birthday Gnomes
There’s gnome one we’d rather wish a happy birthday to than you. AH! It’s your birthday and I’m bringing the jokes! You’re welcome!
Hot Sox Men's Fun Pop Culture & Celebration Crew Socks
Let your feet celebrate your day! Crazy socks are fun. No one really sees them unless you want to show and tell. Up to you… it is your birthday. #nojudgement
Family Matching Kids Game Roblo Theme Birthday Personalized Shirts
Your name may not be Justin, but how cool is this? Personalized Roblo birthday shirts! If it’s not your cup of tea, chances are good you know someone who else would love these.
